Poll Dancing

What a set of gams! Spinning around that poll. The phones ring asking you for your opinion. Asking you in a computer voice to hold, a dancer will be with you shortly. You hear accented voices in the background. A guy asks you which dancer ... Continue reading →

Leaky Leaks

How did leaks become so polarizingly political so fast? All it used to mean was that you were going to take one. And when you got real old it became the new normal. At least they have product to control it... Today everybody is leaking. But the ... Continue reading →

You’re Fired

“You’re fired!”….. I have heard that several times… And guess what... It was always for the best. Thousands of CEO’s and thousands of maintenance men have been fired for all kinds of reasons…. Many unfair… many because of political whispers ... Continue reading →


From the book 1-800-OH-MY-DONALD™ “Incoming”….. Everybody hits the ground and covers their head. Don’t want the brain to get a bruise. How can you tell how many missiles are in the air? Or drones hovering?? Or the journalists in the ... Continue reading →


From the book 1-800-OH-MY-DONALD™ How much anesthesia will be required to numb so many bureaucrats? It’s frightening to see the poll percentages. Why are so many so absorbed with this one guy? Why do so many elitists raise scorn to a new ... Continue reading →


From the book 1-800-OH-MY-DONALD™ TRUMPSTER Back the dumpster up guys… Over here… A little more to the Right. Good. Hold fast. Some of the political garbage will smell. Just ignore it and fill ‘er up. Political impasse and special ... Continue reading →